I like a lot of music. I like a lot of music of questionable worth. I like pop. I have not one, but TWO Sunscream albums. I can talk at length of the genius of ABBA and The Go-Gos.

This album is shit. The main single, Obsession, or better known as the theme song to Fashion Television, is actually one of my favourite songs form the 80s. I could listen to it over and over, and have. It’s one of my favourite karaoke songs. If this album was full of Obsessions, it would be a classic. It ain’t. It’s soulless crap. I’m trying to find more descriptive ways of telling you how bad it is and the task defies me.

The problem here is that it isn’t even that the music is badly made, or that the lyrics are actually hysterically awful. Everything about it is just so mediocre. Take Adrian Gurvitz’s “Classic”. AWFUL! So awful. But it’s such a catchy train wreck I can’t help but adore it. (that is probably just me though) The biggest problem with this album is that it was like no one even cared about what they were recording, which seems hard to believe, because you must be committed to doing something if you are going to dress like this while doing it:

Holy shit.

Verdict: kill this to death