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Spirit guide.

Tokyo Cat

I took this picture in Tokyo, on my keitai (mobile phone), and had it as my wallpaper on it. I had just finished work and was completely stressed out, looking to relax with a walk through the neighbourhood. The cat had no eyes, but was walking around as if he had sight. I thought of him as my spirit guide while I was there. I was also blind, but if he could get around, so could I.

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Congratulations Wil!

My good friend Wil Murray just won the runner-up prize in the 10th Annual RBC Canadian Painting Competition. We’re all so proud of you, Wil!

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Funny Games

It’s been awhile since I have finished anything of substance. Here is a beautiful movie poster for you all.

Lovely.

Each of us builds, inside our head, a model of the world in which we find ourselves. The minimal model of the world is the model our ancestors needed in order to survive in it. The simulation software was constructed and debugged by natural selection, and it is most adept in the world familiar to our ancestors on the African savannah: A three-dimensional world of medium sized material objects, moving at speeds relative to one another. As an unexpected bonus, our brains turn out to be powerful enough accommodate a much richer world model than the mediocre utilitarian one that our ancestors needed in order to survive. Art and science are runaway manifestations of this bonus.
-Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion

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Recent book purchases.


A new toy.

I bought a Lensbaby the other day, here are some of the results. I am in love with this thing, expect lots of blurry photos from me in the future.

I’ll be dumping all my Lensbaby photos into this set in the future.

Too hot for Flashcube?

I don’t know why Eric balked at posting this Flickr set, but I have no qualms against it.

Scrabulous.

kicking my ass around the board

I am so digging the Facebook app, Scrabulous. I love a good game of Scrabble, and being able to play a casual game over a few hours, or days really appeals to me. What also appeals to me is sitting and playing a game non-stop, not having to refresh the board or my “notifications” over and over just to see if it’s my turn yet.

The same people that made the Facebook app also have a website at Scrabulous.com. There people can play Scrabble in real time. Unfortunately I don’t think any of my friends are on that site, so I end up playing with grumpy old men and ten year old girls. The games are pleasant enough, but I am more interested in playing with my friends. So if any of you are interested, drop me a line.

Of course, the offer is always open for you to come down to my place if you are able. I do have a board.

Photo by Paul Goyette.
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Mr. Scorpio.

I think the zodiac is complete b.s. But I am sometimes confronted with literature that is somewhat compelling. I figure that as a child, I read too many of these things (I had an un-natural preoccupation with the occult as a child) and allowed my personality to fit them. My main argument against this description is that my grandmother is also a Scorpio, and while she exhibits some traits in this thing, it really doesn’t describe the woman I know.

The SCORPIO
Oct. 24 – Nov. 21

Determined, Forceful, Emotional, Intuitive, Powerful, Passionate, Exciting and Magnetic

Jealous, Resentful, Compulsive, Obsessive, Secretive and Obstinate

Intuitive and ever curious, Scorpios are the great investigators of the Zodiac. They want to know everything about everyone. When an answer is needed, a Scorpio will find it for you. Unfortunately Scorpios seem to see only in black and white. They always have their own agenda and never fail to promote it.

Scorpios are the masters of their fate. They know only one way to live: on their own terms. They do not live life but attack it. When life hands them a loss, they do not waste time sulking, but rather continue on their path, sure they will eventually succeed. Scorpios are driven by their intense passions and desires. Often they are seen as imperious.

Scorpios are a secretive lot. Those around them may never know the depth of their passions. Probing the Scorpio psyche will only make them leery and cause them to flee. Whether in business or play, Scorpios love to compete. Indeed to do well, they must have an opponent. Scorpios do not take slights well. If you cross them be assured they will retaliate with their full force. Scorpios never quit and never surrender. If anyone can get a difficult task done it is a Scorpio.

The Scorpio In Love:
Scorpios have a dark and mysterious style which, combined with an irresistible personal magnetism, creates a fascination in members of the opposite sex. They ooze sexual excitement and require a partner who can keep up with their marvelous capacity for taking everything to the limit and far beyond. For Scorpios, emotions run deep, and their faculty of intuition is remarkably accurate, so their antennae can pick out a prospective partner at first sight. They need, however, to keep a part of themselves private and personal. They can react vigorously should a lover trespass in their personal domain.

Scorpios can be unduly domineering in personal relationships, especially should they perceive their partner to be weaker than themselves. Their biggest problem is finding someone who, while strong enough to maintain a tempestuous lifestyle, is interesting enough to remain a challenge. Once they find the right person they will mate for life.

Famous Scorpians Include:
Marie Antoinette, Marie Curie, Martin Luther, Theodore Roosevelt, Bill Gates, Lorne Michaels, Picasso, William Penn, Christopher Columbus, Sally Field, Joni Mitchell, Mohammed, Prince Charles, Goldie Hawn, Roberto Goizueta, and Voltaire
Ideal Jobs Include:
Scorpions are well-suited for careers as doctors, investigators, ecologists, managers, engineers, navigators and secret agents.
Lucky Numbers:
8, 17, 26, 35, 44, 53
Planet: Pluto
Star Stone: Opal
Element: Water
Most Compatible With: Pisces or Cancer

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The Stalker Tapes.

Now, I realize that making fun of the mentally ill is probably not the classiest thing to do. I mean I do it… without remorse. The thing is, that maybe, maybe you should be a little more careful when you are broadcasting your show to a smallish city of about a million people with a good chance that someone out there listening lives within a few blocks of the mental case you are mocking. All this said, The Stalker Tapes that Josh Holliday, from X 92.9, is broadcasting on the radio at 5:10 every day, and posting on his blog are effing hillarious.

Or so I thought, until I heard today’s… which hasn’t been posted yet. That one put the fear in me. This thing had a surprise scary ending that put any horror movie to shame. I don’t know how soon it will get posted, but until then, go ahead and listen to the archives.

Call 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

UPDATE: I’ve just been listening to them in sequence and off the radio they seem less believable. I guess it’s probably a gimmick. Still entertaining though.
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Attempts to Compartmentalize.