Comments on: Offensive content. http://myownbiggestfan.org/2009/05/21/offensive-content/ Lip Balm and Carrion. Thu, 19 Jan 2012 18:08:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: squidpod http://myownbiggestfan.org/2009/05/21/offensive-content/comment-page-1/#comment-5529 squidpod Thu, 21 May 2009 19:25:06 +0000 http://myownbiggestfan.org/?p=486#comment-5529 Dear Mr. Hastie, Thank you for thy letter, Dost thou not recognize thy creator? I was there at the beginning when Eve plucked the Apple and I decreed That shall be the name of my computer company. and I saw it was good. Though your sarcastic prayer has reached mine ears I say this unto you I am Beta and Omega 1.0 to 100.5.x I have removed sin and temptation from thy world, for I love thee. Truly you have been swayed by the dark prince Trent Reznor. But knowest thou my forgiveness. And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.— Matthew 5:29 Sincerely Steve Jobs P.S. Available soon: iGouge Dear Mr. Hastie,
Thank you for thy letter, Dost thou not recognize thy creator? I was there at the beginning when Eve plucked the Apple and I decreed That shall be the name of my computer company. and I saw it was good. Though your sarcastic prayer has reached mine ears I say this unto you I am Beta and Omega 1.0 to 100.5.x I have removed sin and temptation from thy world, for I love thee. Truly you have been swayed by the dark prince Trent Reznor. But knowest thou my forgiveness.

And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.— Matthew 5:29

Sincerely Steve Jobs

P.S. Available soon: iGouge

]]> By: Susie http://myownbiggestfan.org/2009/05/21/offensive-content/comment-page-1/#comment-5528 Susie Thu, 21 May 2009 18:53:53 +0000 http://myownbiggestfan.org/?p=486#comment-5528 Oh, I was hoping for something like a sacrifice to appease you. Oh, I was hoping for something like a sacrifice to appease you.

]]> By: Mason http://myownbiggestfan.org/2009/05/21/offensive-content/comment-page-1/#comment-5527 Mason Thu, 21 May 2009 18:52:37 +0000 http://myownbiggestfan.org/?p=486#comment-5527 That should have read: "I expect a prompt response of biblical proportions" Like I said, I wrote it pretty quickly. That should have read: “I expect a prompt response of biblical proportions”

Like I said, I wrote it pretty quickly.

]]> By: Susie http://myownbiggestfan.org/2009/05/21/offensive-content/comment-page-1/#comment-5526 Susie Thu, 21 May 2009 18:41:37 +0000 http://myownbiggestfan.org/?p=486#comment-5526 Yay! What the hell is biblical response? Yay! What the hell is biblical response?

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