My Own Biggest Fan

holy crap!

Here’s a little map outlining the interactions I have going on with various online tools. The Tumblr integration is still imperfect and changed from this, but the idea is there. The idea being, I need to get a life.

Went for a little trip to a couple small towns just outside of Calgary — Linden and Beiseker. I’m not a fan of taking pictures while out with others. I feel rushed because most people don’t want to be standing around while I circle a house three times trying to get a keeper. That said, I got a couple that I thought were good enough to share.

At the urging of Craig Hockenberry I’ve sent Apple a (hasty and sloppily written) letter telling them how displeased I am that I can use a program that allows me to see “offensive content”

I am concerned with the irresponsibility that Apple has shown in bundling a program that is obviously capable of delivering pornographic and dangerous content. Of course I am talking about the Safari web browser. It’s unfortunate that you are obviously overlooking your own faults, while diligently protecting our fragile sensibilities on the front created by third party apps and awful programs like Eucalyptus and the Nine Inch Nails applications. I can’t even delete Safari if I tried!

Also at fault is your Mail program. Did you know that there are people sending UNSOLICITED EMAILS, telling me they want to enlarge my “manhood”? And young ladies that want to engage in sexual intercourse with me “right now”? Disgraceful that you allow such miscreants to infringe on my right to a squeaky clean iPhone experience.

I expect a prompt and biblical response to this seemingly unending parade of filth.

I await their response.

What a dreary day. Perfect for listening to Dark Night of the Soul,
the doomed David Lynch/Sparklehorse and friends project.