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Lip Balm and Carrion.

Tonight No One Is Lonely.

Totally reminds me of high school makeout parties.

This photo totally reminds me of high school makeout parties.

Finally got Opentape sorted out. The first one I will grace you folks with is a mix I hatched for a mixtape party, where it won “Best Mix to Make Love To”. (Prize: Scented Candles, Heartshaped Chocolates, Massage Oil) I fully believe it deserved that award. I mean, I’ve really out done myself here. The only way this mix could have been improved is maybe with Emotional Rescue… Although, It’s sort of one-liner I suppose. I worked too hard on this playlist for anything that obvious. Although, come to think of it, near the end I put on something so cheesy you may want to turn it off. Those that can handle the fromage though gets a special treat with the sexiest Prince cover by a Brazilian ex-no-wave musician ever recorded.

If you haven’t sealed the deal by the time Erotic City finishes with you, it was never meant to be and you should just fix your hair and tell your partner(s) to head home.

Sorry, you missed out. The next mix has now been posted.

Filler.

So not a lot has been going on here since the little redesign. I am working with my hosting company to get Opentape up and running so I can share with you the playlist I made for a “Mixtape” party where I won “Best mix to make love to”. Very different from “Best mix to fuck to” which was won by a very dirty, DIRTY mix, created by the hostess, natch. Mine is more of a slow jam collection. Opentape is pretty easy to set up, it’s just server-side tech BS that’s giving us problems.


Also, I bought a synth the other day, the infamous microKorg. Used by brazillions and zillions of bands, it’s a super affordable faux-analogue deal which sounds great. At last year’s Sled Island, about two thirds of the bands had one on stage, both local and international acts. Super versatile. I got mine for about half of retail price at a pawnshop near my place.

Lastly, if you are actually interested in my well-being, I’ve been home sick from work yesterday and today, which has involved drinking lots of tea, watching a lot of The IT Crowd, The Daily Show and Colbert Report, and noodling around on previously mentioned synth. So far I spent about two hours creating the perfect west coast g-funk Dre bass fart sound.


Attempts to Compartmentalize.