My Own Biggest Fan

I leave for Newfoundland on Friday night. Anyone have any suggestions for things to do? Esp. in St. Johns.

I know if I had been suffering from perpetual constipation due to an accidental injury, and that it was cured by Christian faith-healing, my first impulse would be to make a comic book about it.

I have given in and sorted out my Myspace thing. Another fucking online community. It seems a little trashier than Friendster. Rupert Murdoch owns it so I shouldn’t be surprised.

You are Joey Ramone. You’re a revolutionary person,
bound for greatness who always keeps a positive
attitude. People like and trust you, even if
they don’t know why.

Which punk rock god are you?
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In a shock move that rebuffs the claims that celebrities are out of touch with reality, Mr. Cage has named his new child Kal-el Coppola Cage. After both Superman’s Father, and his uncle Francis Ford Coppola.

I wish him the best of luck on the playground. (Kal-el, not Nicolas)

One last post before bed… I don’t know if this is for real, but it is still crazy!

Which File Extension are You?

Cow kills dogs. Don’t go here if seeing a dead dog will upset you.