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Lip Balm and Carrion.

Happy Birthday

NFLD

I leave for Newfoundland on Friday night. Anyone have any suggestions for things to do? Esp. in St. Johns.

holy shit

I know if I had been suffering from perpetual constipation due to an accidental injury, and that it was cured by Christian faith-healing, my first impulse would be to make a comic book about it.

Myspace = stones
friendster = beatles

I have given in and sorted out my Myspace thing. Another fucking online community. It seems a little trashier than Friendster. Rupert Murdoch owns it so I shouldn’t be surprised.

I AM Joey Ramone


You are Joey Ramone. You’re a revolutionary person,
bound for greatness who always keeps a positive
attitude. People like and trust you, even if
they don’t know why.

Which punk rock god are you?
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Nicolas Cage is a genius

In a shock move that rebuffs the claims that celebrities are out of touch with reality, Mr. Cage has named his new child Kal-el Coppola Cage. After both Superman’s Father, and his uncle Francis Ford Coppola.

I wish him the best of luck on the playground. (Kal-el, not Nicolas)

Purse Snatcher

One last post before bed… I don’t know if this is for real, but it is still crazy!

who the fuck cares?

You are .mp3 The kids love you.  You get along with just about everybody except the music industry.  You really make yourself heard.
Which File Extension are You?

dogs attack cow

Cow kills dogs. Don’t go here if seeing a dead dog will upset you.

hot women from around the world who can kick your ass


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