My Own Biggest Fan

I am currently sick with an ugly chest cold, or infection or some garbage which up until today hadn’t made me feel all that bad, but now it’s just getting out of hand. So I bought some Benylin Extra Strength Chest Cough Syrop. I took a triple dose of it and it did exactly as I had hoped. It didn’t really make my chest feel any better but it did make my high enough not to care anymore.

Side note: when I was looking for a suitable image I searched Google for “Benylin Chest Cough” and they asked if I meant “Benylin Chesty Cough” (emphasis Google’s) and I thought “Ha! They think I am looking for Porn!” So of course I clicked on it, and guess what? I got this:

Apparently the Brits call my cough a “Chesty” Cough.

I will now be known as “Chesty” to anyone who cares to call me that.