My Own Biggest Fan

So good, it deserves to be a meme.

-hang a rainbow keychain from your louis vuitton purse or wallet. let them think youre queer – if someone assumes youre gay cos of the rainbow, condescendingly laugh it off. they will feel like the pedestrian they are while you continue oozing cool by being such a friend of homos that you dont mind being mistaken for one.

-quote eminem, and oprah – theyre hot too, and so are you if you can pull off quoting a homophobe and the queen bee of pedestrianity. if shit is given unto you, point out that you respect him as an artist, but eminems views are not your own (quote voltaire if necessary); or that oprah singlehandedly crippled the american beef industry (whats your movement done lately?). being acquainted with mass media icons is the hight of rebelliousness cos its rebelling against the rules of rebellion. my word!