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Lip Balm and Carrion.

Confessional

I last night I stumbled upon a video involving two young, Japanese ladies and live baby eels. (it was linked from DPH) I watched it to the end…

There are three roles one can be in when someone cheats on someone. The only role I have not been is that of the innocent.

I have listened to Nine Inch Nails “The Fragile” in its entirety recently.

I have a deep seated fear of failure, which, as a negative personality trait, is only comparable to my sheer laziness. When discussing these I simply call them my “tendency to procrastinate.”

I have no idea how to punctuate around or within quotations any more.

I spend money I don’t have to ease anxiety.

I intersperse humor with real revelations in an effort to make people take me less seriously, or to downplay the cheese factor involved… I am not sure which one.

I hold back when I enter things about myself here because I really don’t want you knowing too much.

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  • http://www.flashcube.org Eric

    I am permanently scarred thanks to that eel video. I am speechless.

  • Sigurvin

    My lust for colorful undergarments is alarming but exciting, stripes are good.

  • Susie

    That eel video is deeply disturbing. Now, I’m not sure if it’s because I’m female, or what, but I was actually nauseous. Bluch. Pass me a bucket.

Attempts to Compartmentalize.